Ontje

I have never met someone called Ontje accept me. I guess I am Ok. So in conclusion Ontjes are ok.

Glad that that's our there now.

Ontje is a name.

by Ontje November 20, 2021

Ontje

You are special. Chance is there is only one of us out here.

I am Ontje

by Ontje December 21, 2021

Outjerk

be more bizzare than (a satirization of it).

Used often by "circlejerk" communities meant to satirize a community when the community they satirize posts something which seem more like satire than what is posted in the satire community, yet is not a joke

r/gaming: As a black person, I think black protagonists are obvious examples of developers pushing an SJW agenda and therefore purposefully avoid buying games with black protagonists

r/gamingcirclejerk: Outjerked again

by SussyGhostbusters December 12, 2021

Onterrible

Is used by Canadians to describe the people of Ontario. People who are from Ontario, but relocated to other, more friendly and sincere provinces also use this term. Concisely connotes a province of people beset by fake-friendliness, and a mentality hellbent on conformity above all else and a general intolerance for anyone that is not like them. One who will smile to your face and bad mouth you behind your back. Also used to connote a bigot or someone who hates and bad-mouths Americans, but spends half their lives in the US vacationing and shopping.

"Hey, where are you from?"
"I am from Onterrible. But I left there and so am now allowed to have a personality."

by auswayward January 27, 2014

ontercourse

the act of having sex with your clothes on, in public (no penetration).

maia and ezra are having ontercourse again, someone needs to step in.

by Northside Joe January 29, 2009

Onteora

A high school in Boiceville, NY with all your normal high school stereotypes: soft jocks, self-proclaimed hipsters, scene girls, programmer nerds, losers, yuppies, etc. The school comes from three different elementary schools with fixed associations: Woodstock/West Hurley (hipsters/potheads), Olive (jocks/rednecks) and Phoenicia (more outdoorsy-type woodstockers/more rednecks). Nothing special in the education here, all the good teachers are young and get laid off in the schools ever-growing budget cuts. The district can't seem to find a good superintendent, but whoever they hire closes school at the sight of a snowflake. Most Onteora kids don't expect any sort of spring break. Pretty much every kid smokes pot, but not necessarily in the detrimental stoner kinda way. Kingston is ghetto and Saugerties is homogeneous and dull. School spirit is as weak as shit, I doubt most non-athletic students would know we're even the so-politically-correct Indians. Only things we can get right seem to be wrestling, skiing, and marching band a few years back. If you're transferring here I strongly advise convincing your parents to home school you.
Also known for pretty much school-wide alcohol-soaked parties throughout the year.

Saugerties Kid: Damn I got so much homework today.
Kingston Kid:
Yeah school sucks, but that shitty Onteora superintendent saw a snowflake this morning in Pine Hill and closed school. Lucky ass Onteora kids.

by Woodstocker March 28, 2011

ontheledgeandshit

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by ontheledgeandshit April 6, 2022