A term usually for 'extremely' lubricated squirting contests with your friend. whether you are a male, or a female.
The other person is incapable of denying it. If you or your friend are a male, then it means to see who can squirt semen out there penis the farthest, if you or your friend are female, than it means to see who can squirt out of there pussy the farthest.
While engaging in sexual activity with a partner,
call numerous males over to include in the sexual act.
Causing an overwhelming amount of male genetalia in one
location. The copious amount of male genetalia compared to female genetalia would result in an "onslaught" type of situation.
"Last night Jonny surprised me by inviting his friends over. I was definately satisfied with the beef onslaught i recieved."
It has nothing to do with UT. Onslaught is when you are a savage and go in beast mode and bring the damage. Onslaught is when you are in the act of slaughtering someone at something. IE. fighting, fucking, gaming etc.
Man that bitch thought he was gonna win but I brought the onslaught and threw a vertical 360 cockslap with my lumber and broke his jaw.
We was boxin and i went in beast mode and brought the onslaught and got a K.O.
Man I got me some tight pussy last night, son it was a onslaught.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.