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New belief system - Est: October 2008 - All religions referenced, also taking science into account as one - Tree of Life is the Creation - Historical proof listed at oneism.org - Love replaces worship - witnesses of The Tree of Life testimony as introduced by Wayne Herschel.
Oneism, A belief system based on 18 years research and new witnesses coming forward - october 2008
Oneism by Senenmut January 17, 2009
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On Oneism 

Mastering the art of truly being On One with out causing any problems or drama in ones life. An enlightend state very many attempt and few achive.
Dave “Dude the E.O.O. has been sippin of the same handle of jb for the last week”
Steve “He is truly a master of On Oneism”
On Oneism by oneder April 30, 2005
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that sudden dreadful realization that you are you, and only you, and stuck in your body and you're not omniscient and the universe is filled with other people just like that but you still can't live their lives and they can't live yours.

"which is like standing in front of the departures screen at an airport, flickering over with strange place names like other people’s passwords, each representing one more thing you’ll never get to see before you die" - as taken from the dictionary of obscure sorrows.
"Oh damn. I'm...I'm me. And I'm limited to stay here. Look at all these people whose shoes I'll never be able to walk in. Look at all the lives I'm never going to live."
"damn, that's some severe onism right there."
onism by PiggyStardust February 25, 2019
Sweet, smart, intelligent girl. She doesn't take anything(bullshit) from anybody, and so special that anybody will be lucky to have her. She always has something to say about everything which most times are true and she is very athletic. She is one of a kind. :) ;)

She also got a big booty
Anna: "Wow I wish I was Oneisha"
Susy: "Same"
Oneisha by Smexyy May 7, 2017

Onesimus 

1). A person with deep roots. Every theory an Onesimus

forms about life comes from a profound continuity of

thoughts and experiences. An Onesimus may seem to

plod methodically through life like a slave, but in fact

considers each minor decision to be tantamount.

2). A freed slave
3). A faithful friend
1). -How come he's always so quiet?
-He's an Onesimus. He's thinking about his life choices.

2). -How come Onesimus spends so much time thinking
about life?
-It gives him a sense of freedom.

3). -I really need some help. Who will really come through
for me?
-Onesimus
Onesimus by deweydare February 6, 2010

right-onism 

1. Oppressive political correctness.
2. The tendency for activists to show excessive zeal in advocating their "righteous" causes, to the point of numbing their audience.

3. Jumping on the bandwagon of social movements in a lemming-like fashion.

There's been a relentless rise of right-onism since the '90s. Not to be confused with onanism, though functionally equivalent.
Man, I'm tired of being preached to by self-righteous vegans and environmentalists. They can take their right-onism and shove it.

After this Harvey Weinstein debacle, suddenly everyone's a feminist ! I'm sick of all this opportunistic right-onism.
right-onism by denumb October 26, 2017
He is nice looking too handsome has true love ,takes love seriously

An onesmus is a celebrity social and so kind though shy

Romantic has a good height and is too good to everyone shares painfull situations
Onesmus is handsome
Onesmus is so loving
Onesmus is romantic
onesmus by Ondonkara November 27, 2021
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