One cum

Slang term for a human male. Distinctive from a female because of only being able to cum once in a single sitting.

Example one:
That one cum is a piece of ass.

Example two:
A: 'A man?' Well la di da Mrs French lady.
B: What do you call them?
A: One cum

One cum by simpsonsfan54321 May 7, 2019

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One Cum Man

While in the middle of ejaculating you think of something funny and it ruins the whole experience.

I had a One Cum Man moment last night from the show we watched.

One Cum Man by ArgonZoran June 29, 2016

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Butt Plug One Hand Cum

Inserting an anal plug into one's rectum while masturbating with the other hand OR inserting cum into one's butthole using only one hand

Dude, I tried a butt plug one hand cum last night and now I can't shit.

Butt Plug One Hand Cum by Todd the Rocked Bod "Jacked" March 14, 2015

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last one to cum

last one to cum is a game, mainly used for hazing rituals and drunken shamings. It involves a group of guys standing around something edible, normally a peace of bread or a cookie. they all start jerking off and ultimately cum on the cookie. the last person to cum has to eat the cookie.

tonight you pledges have to play last one to cum

last one to cum by Campus Mischief March 28, 2005

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one pint of cum

Pouring one pint of cum into your stepsisters mouth and then barfing it back into you ass.

I need my daily one pint of cum Daddy

one pint of cum by DonkeyDonkey-923 February 1, 2022

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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