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Shit's on the Horizon 

A phrase used to express that something bad is on the way, or something terrible is about to happen, bad news, unfavorable situation developing etc

Shit's on the Horizon
worker 1) "Hey man, are you going to the game tonight?"
worker 2) "Yeah I hope to be....."

(Boss is making his way over)
worker 1) "Oh no, shit's on the horizon"

Lady 1) "Does the weather look like it might rain at our BBQ?"
Lady 2) "Lets just say the shit's on the horizon"

no line on the horizon 

No Line on the Horizon is the twelfth studio album by Irish rock band U2. It is released on 27 February 2009, comes after the longest gap between studio albums in the band's career.

This album is strongly expected both by U2's fans and critics who make a living in them, and it turned out to be a controversal one, since it appears that more people don't like it.

This album is still a unprecedanted and epoch-making one.
1. This year’s preoccupation with commercial success at the Grammys shuts out U2’s No Line on the Horizon

2. The BBC has admitted coverage of the launch of U2 album No Line On The Horizon last February, went too far - giving "undue prominence" to the band.

3. U2's virtual fans really love No Line On The Horizon last February
no line on the horizon by dingbono February 7, 2010

stones on the horizontal 

when a know it all customer puts you in your place... in a horizontal position and your stones are therefore at position 0,0,0 and horizontal with the x axis
Justin didn't know how to make jewelry and his customer put his stones on the horizontal!

on the right side of horizontal 

to still be alive as opposed to being dead
dude ' I'm still on the right side of horizontal so its going good

The country Of Japan Does Not Utilize The Horizontal Line Scar On My Left Knee 

The country Of Japan Does Not Utilize The Horizontal Line Scar On My Left Knee
The country Of Japan Does Not Utilize The Horizontal Line Scar On My Left Knee
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