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Wipe that biscuit on that g-thang 

when a man has sex with a women and she creams and the man wipes her hole with a biscuit and then eats it.
Man: ohhhhh ohhhhh I just cam

Women: omg lol so did I

Man: I'm going to Wipe that biscuit on your g-thang

Women:what?....that feels good

Man: That tastes so good

Women: what the hell are you doing? OH MY GOD what the hell?!?!?

Man: That's called wipe that biscuit on that g-thang, do you like it?

Women: actually, I kind of do

dab on that gay shit 

Dab on that gay shit is commonly used when a nigga want to partake in a act of homosexuality with another nigga
Nigga #1: "Hey nigga, want to dab on that gay shit?"
Nigga #2:"ahh nigga that's cute. Let's get hella gay fam."

on that gilwood shit

To have fun, get sloshed, and party with friends.
Friend: hey are you getting sloshed at that party tonight?
Me: yeah, I’ll be on that gilwood shit!
on that gilwood shit by Sloshlord November 9, 2017

On That Granny 

A placeholder phrase that can mean anything *PORN AFFILIATED*
OTG for short.
Oh gosh you are so On That Granny. USB OTG.
On That Granny by onthatgranny December 2, 2024

That Guy on Facebook 

That insufferable douchebag whose personal ambition it is to annoy the dickens out of all 1500 of his friends by way of shamelessly detailed and meaningless updates on every twitch and philosophical musing. Almost always an educated white liberal trying to display his excessive knowledge about political behavior and economics.
I think it's great that your Ramen Noodles are taking too long to heat up in the microwave; however, you are slowly but surely making me hate every inch of you.

"That guy on Facebook is peeing in a Starbucks right now."
"What?"
"Never mind."

You know the sauce that goes on it!

A variant of "you know the score"; that is, an acknowledgement that one is aware of a meaning or perception beyond that which is immediately discernable.
"...and then with regard to these new upcharges that they claim are for a good cause—well, you know the sauce that goes on it!"
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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