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I swear . like you would say on ur mama or on god..
Carl: bruh look at that girl right there bruh she bad asf
Charles: On me bruh
On me by Bldrr June 7, 2018
On me I never sucked dick before.
On me by 803 Problems June 20, 2018
In my opinion; from my point of view.

I'm telling you....
On me, if you don't give me what I want, I'll be mad.
on me by billygoat1 August 25, 2010
Mostly used down south, As a way of swearing or promising to a fellow cool person without sounding sentimental.
ME: Aye bro this is some Gas ⛽️

Plug: On me, that shit fire.

Or
Homie: bro do this look like and 8th

Me: On me he skimped you.

Or

Cousin : you say on me a lot

Me: On me.
On Me by Iletmyplugwalk December 15, 2019
People or opponents are holding or trying to attack you
On Me by Grayquan May 31, 2018
irish slang for having something with you at the present time

the term is adapted from the literal translation of "i have" in irish
for Example I have a cat in irish (Ta Cat Agam)would literal translate as I have a cat at me. although to say Im Happy (or any other emotion) translates as I have happy on me
Sorry Mate, I dont have a spare fiver on me
on me by Electric Superman January 18, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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