On Gotch 

When Lo kringle triscuit bucket eater gets too fried and starts fraggin out.

Lo Plinker, say on gotch?
“On Gotch.”
someone help him he ate canola oil

On Gotch by rabber87 April 3, 2024

Come on getcha blonde head down thea.... YEEEEEAAAAAH! 

You might say this when you're waiting for a blonde-headed male to hurry and get his blonde head down in your crotch area...

I say it all the time to those two boys I find campin' out in MY woods! No trespassing boys!

Pronounciation: Cum-ohn-ghet-cha-blhonde-hed-down-the-uh-.....-YEEEE-AAAAH!

Me: Get over here boi... NOW!
Blonde Boy: *Gets up and walks towards me*
Me: I want BOTH of you suckin' on this cawk...
Blonde Boy: *Gets on his knees and hesitates to try my cawk*
Me: Come on getcha blonde head down thea.... YEAH!

Come on getcha blonde head down thea.... YEEEEEAAAAAH! by Deputy Ryans February 16, 2004

Gooch On The Cob 

Jerking off a man with one hand and fingering his butthole with the other while simultaneously nibbling on the gooch like it is corn.

My three most tender spots get stimulated when I get a Gooch on the Cob.

Gooch On The Cob by Thomas Frick March 26, 2008

Fiddler on the Gooch 

When a person strums the gooch with seemingly effortless harmony and skill.

Hey, AJ. You're such a Fiddler on the Gooch. I want to be like you when I grow up.

Danny, man...wow. You know my lower anatomy like a Fiddler on the Gooch.

Hey, do you guys know where a local Fiddler on the Gooch might be? I got an itch that only a Fiddler on the Gooch can scratch.

Fiddler on the Gooch by Smralfy June 19, 2011

put my gooch on ya 

affectionatley coined after tampa bay buccaneer's jeff gooch. Describes the act of owning or pwning your opponent or adversary also see teabag

"mark u dont wanna play me in basketball....im gonna put my gooch on ya"

put my gooch on ya by bgood15 January 9, 2008

getcha freak on 

1.) To initiate your "freak", or to become engaged in sexual activity.

origins: ebonic

Shaneequa:ooh, girl, you gon' getcha freak on wit dat fly homie over derr?!
Lawfanduh: choo got dat right, hoe!

getcha freak on by rah-ool July 20, 2008

getcha grem on 

To have rough gay sex with the homies that have a common interest with thiccero lore

Me: I just spent 2 hours looking at thiccero rule 34

Friend: you're gonna getcha grem on?

Me: Hell YEAH

getcha grem on by piranhawhale1 October 17, 2021