On Bird

the primo dominant intellectual version of “on baby.”

-yo can you believe people actually say “on baby?”

-yea dude only piss babies say “on baby” and that’s ~on bird~

On Bird by eggfoo September 29, 2019

High on Bird Dick 

An idiom used when someone says something so outlandish it goes against anothers thinking. They must be really high.

Someone: i think i could jump off the Golden Gate Bridge and survive the jump, the cold water, and the sharks and if not, you will jump in and save me, eh?

Another: Girrrll, you are High on Bird Dick!

High on Bird Dick by Jennni March 15, 2018

Word on Bird 

A phrase said when some says "say word." Used in Australian schools by teenagers who aren't trying to be american like the rest of the world and not too aussie (as they don't wanna say 'oath' or something).
Since 'word' can also mean swear, bird is often used, as the rhyme produces a good ring and allows for versatile use for those who don't want to endanger their mum's life.

Esh: Ay nah. Say word.
Cuz: Word on Bird

Cuz: Yo guess what. I got some echay jorts.
Esh: Say woooord c*nt
Cuz: Word on BIRD lad

Cuz: I broke outta school
Esh: Say MUM'S cuhh!
Cuz: ay nah WORD on BIRD

Word on Bird by Sidd The Squid February 15, 2025

put a bird on it 

Phrase exclaimed when placing an image of an avian creature on any item, especially one that was "handcrafted" or "thrifted" so as to make it totally adorable and artistic. It's, like, soooooooo cute! Whether it's a necklace or a t-shirt or an iPad cover or a corset, it could probably use a bird on it.

From the IFC show Portlandia.

Hipster 1: Oh my god, I LOVE your tote bag, where did you get it?
Hipster 2: Oh this thing? I just bought it for $75 at Brooklyn Flea but it was so boring until I put a bird on it!
Hipster 1: You should sell it on Etsy!

put a bird on it by Valley of the LOLs October 15, 2011

blitzed on the bird 

a term that describes the state you get into when you're on a long transcontinental flight and the airline stewardesses provide alcoholic beverages. Getting blitzed while you're flying several thousand feet high is a unique, strange experience that's much different from getting plastered on the ground.

Me and Del were on a flight to Seattle and we got blitzed on the bird.

blitzed on the bird by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2008

set a bird on fire 

Turntablism. After screwing up a mix making a comeback with some mad beats. Laying down a fat mix after a train wreck. Rising from the ashes of turntable hell like a phoenix.

I just set a bird on fire!

set a bird on fire by Intensified Luck Soldier December 17, 2006

on the bird 

Programing on satellite TV.

Yo I just cause an awesome late night ballgame up on the bird.

on the bird by ekt8750 April 9, 2010