A hairy persian college student who has a natural phobia of women. Omiders are also likely to fail classes and enjoy watching star wars. Don't get it twisted omiders are very quite and nice.
"That omider is scared of that tall female, he'd rather be watching star wars and trimming his body hair"
by Masb27 March 26, 2024
Get the Omider mug.The word "Oider" is used to describe a school cleaning lady, particually in Suffolk. The origins of the word stem from the strange grunting noises that these cleaning ladies make if you try to talk to them and also the noises they make when communication with each other. The heavy Suffolk accent and dialect of these predominantly uneducated workers is largely to blame.
If an "Oider" were greeted with the line:
"It's a lovely day today isn't it?"
They would almost certainly reply:
"Oid yarr, that be a grut sunny day that be, last week were right rafty it made my tissick wholly bad. *splutter* *cough*"
If an "Oider" were greeted with the line:
"It's a lovely day today isn't it?"
They would almost certainly reply:
"Oid yarr, that be a grut sunny day that be, last week were right rafty it made my tissick wholly bad. *splutter* *cough*"
Damn! I can't get to my tuck box because there's an oider polishing my desk and I don't wan't to get too close... did you hear she shagged the disabled chinese guy for 50p and a pack of rolos?
by Fergus K October 18, 2008
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Omidreza is the climax of Humanity.
Smart as fuck, exciting, masculine,
with a beautiful voice that can seduce any girl in a second and a great lover.
these rare species can mostly be found in Iran. they're fun to hang out and to dance with.
(in Farsi اميدرضا)
Smart as fuck, exciting, masculine,
with a beautiful voice that can seduce any girl in a second and a great lover.
these rare species can mostly be found in Iran. they're fun to hang out and to dance with.
(in Farsi اميدرضا)
by Futurenames August 16, 2018
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Performing universal action, providing sole and total motivation; all-acting.
Defined first by Vox Day in his blog VoxPopoli in 2006 in the post, "Mailvox: on omniderigence"
I certainly did not invent the concept, I merely constructed the word to describe it. It is a word I considered to be required for describing the logical and theological fallacy of those who interpret omniscience + omnipotence to equal X, X being the singular source of will and action in the universe.
It summarizes the popular idea of God as a detail-oriented puppet master and Man being without free will, merely playing out his assigned role in God’s grand master Plan. This notion of an encyclopedic Plan reduces every being, great and small, to insignificant sock puppets in God’s grand self-amusement, a concept which strikes me as not only psychologically nonsensical but bordering on the unbearably silly.
Despite its popularity, omniderigence is, in my opinion, a demonstrably anti-Biblical concept. The fact that God knows the number of hairs on a head or when a sparrow dies does not necessarily require Him to personally pluck them out one-by-one, or strike down the sparrow on the oak tree instead of the one on the birch.
Performing universal action, providing sole and total motivation; all-acting.
Defined first by Vox Day in his blog VoxPopoli in 2006 in the post, "Mailvox: on omniderigence"
I certainly did not invent the concept, I merely constructed the word to describe it. It is a word I considered to be required for describing the logical and theological fallacy of those who interpret omniscience + omnipotence to equal X, X being the singular source of will and action in the universe.
It summarizes the popular idea of God as a detail-oriented puppet master and Man being without free will, merely playing out his assigned role in God’s grand master Plan. This notion of an encyclopedic Plan reduces every being, great and small, to insignificant sock puppets in God’s grand self-amusement, a concept which strikes me as not only psychologically nonsensical but bordering on the unbearably silly.
Despite its popularity, omniderigence is, in my opinion, a demonstrably anti-Biblical concept. The fact that God knows the number of hairs on a head or when a sparrow dies does not necessarily require Him to personally pluck them out one-by-one, or strike down the sparrow on the oak tree instead of the one on the birch.
by The Greay Man May 26, 2022
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