OMFF! My motherboard burnt!
by _rotor. June 24, 2010

by fantastic fox (real) December 21, 2014

by Samus Aran is Awesome July 06, 2005

Old Man Friend Forever. When an older man, is best friends with a younger girl. Man is usually old enough to be her father.
by Joeactor July 14, 2009

The uncomfortable feeling of encountering something consciously unexpected yet unconsciously expected - in hindsight you really should have known better.
"Omff! I knew we'd run out of gas!"
"Why the omff, dude? ANY woman would dump your ass after sleeping with her sister."
"Why the omff, dude? ANY woman would dump your ass after sleeping with her sister."
by Psych-Ho March 28, 2025
