omffag

Stands for: Oh my fucking flaming african god.
Makes sense, as jesus was black, so he would have a black father.

John: OMFFAG!
Rich: Fuck you, praise white jesus!

by BobHope April 6, 2007

OMFFG

Oh my fist-fucking God! A stronger version of OMFG.

OMFFG, your new car is badass!

by The Dingbats June 13, 2007

OMFAG

Oh My Fucking Ass God

Most extreme version of omg, omfg. Currently the MOST extreme.

Note: this word is not actually said, the abbreviation is only used in typing, for example, in a chat room

Hold on... I think I'm getting hacked... OMFAG!! I just lost control of my other computer: it's going berserk!! OMFAG... it's transferring all my confidential files!! SHIT.

by PathDaemon April 29, 2004

Ooffage

The feeling of “OOF.” Typically someone feels the need to say this when no answer is available..

Jon: how was your vacation ?
Bob: uh... OOF! What was that? Oh that guy has ooffage

by The Real Ginger January 25, 2018