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Mat Oldfield 

A living sex god whose massive cock was mistaken for the world serpent 'Jörmungandr' in ancient Nordic mythology.
Mat Oldfield's cock wrapped all the way around Midgard and due to its scaly complexion it was mistaken for a large, godly snake which was worshipped for it's sheer size and power. Nothing and no one was able to defeat it, not even the god of thunder 'Thor'.
Mat Oldfield by PedoBear3000 February 17, 2019

Mike Oldfield 

Michael Gordon Oldfield (born 15 May 1953 in Reading, Berkshire) is an English multi-instrumentalist musician and composer, working a style that blends progressive rock, folk, ethnic or world music, classical music, electronic music, New Age and more recently dance. His music is often elaborate and complex in nature. He is best known for his hit 1973 album Tubular Bells which broke new ground as an instrumental concept album and launched Virgin Records.

Tubular Bells became Oldfield’s most famous work. The instrumental composition was recorded in 1972 and launched on 25 May 1971. The album was ground-breaking, as Oldfield played more than twenty different instruments, often recording them one at a time, and layering the recordings to create the finished work. Many of his albums feature this technique. Tubular Bells received attention mainly by appearing in the soundtrack of the movie, “The Exorcist.”
Self-deluded teen: What the hell are you playing? Is that even music?

Teen with good taste in music: That's Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells. Before you even start an argument concerning music, please think of the crap that you listen to, which isn't even music. Shut up, or do something productive, like getting hit by a bus, okay?

Self-deluded teen: -Bursts into tears-
Mike Oldfield by Masnoon June 27, 2007

tom oldfield 

he has a 6 head and is his dads twin.
see that big head over there... oh yea thats tom oldfield.
tom oldfield by mattpinkgreen January 3, 2022

Tom Oldfield 

Tom has a massive cock and is insane at life
Look it’s Tom Oldfield!!! He’s my idol
Tom Oldfield by calebsmom13312 January 12, 2022

Tom Oldfield 

Some dumbass that has a tiny cock and has the cheese touch
Look at that dumbass Tom Oldfield he has the cheese touch
Tom Oldfield by Tom’s Mom January 12, 2022

Oldfields School 

I have been reading a lot on this website about Oldfields-and i really beg to differ. For those who wrote those comments let me tell u this-40 percent of the girls at OS are on scholarship-so you might want to think twice before critisizing yourself for spending 34 grand a year-which u probably do..2nd of all-Oldfields is an amazing place and if you dont like it-why dont you just leave? You are poisoning the schools name and that is really unjust to those of who really are passionate about Oldfields. I DO NOT wear tiffanys, and i definately dont wear lily. I dont own a lacoste shirt-and i wear my pearls that my grandmother gave me to nice events. I am an oldfields girl, and i will not be a part of your description. Oldfields is a historical, and amazing place. I have met the most amazing women in my life, and i have been educated by the best teachers. I am very thankful to have the opportunity to be at such a wonderful school. To those of you whom are looking at schools and have come across this negativity-i am truley sorry. I hope that you wont believe that girls are this mean. The only girls mean enough to act the way some of my peers have described, are the girls who wrote those comments.
Oldfields School by AAL September 2, 2005
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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