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1) A penis, aged to the point where it has absolutely no sexual use.

2) A prick over the age of 50 who does shit just to piss you off.
Woman: Hey there you rich senior citizen, how about coming into the hot tub and fucking me until you have a corinary?
Old Man: I can't, I have an old dick.

or

Jim: That 60 year old guy down the street tipped over my barbeque because he said it was making too much noise.
John: Shit guy, that bastard down the street sure is an old dick.
old dick by foy_45 March 28, 2004
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old dick • day old dick • ODH (Old Dick Head) Syndrome • The Old Dick Twist • Ye Old Dick Flop • 10,000 Year Old Dick • bag of day old dicks • Old Saint Dick • old broke dick dog • Old crispy dick is at it again

old dick 

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when you jizz and had no idea you were jizzing; wheel
hey man i don’t know what happened but i got her pregnant because i have old dick, and had no idea i finished minutes before
old dick by blooovappoorrrr July 24, 2024
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The Old Dick Twist

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When one man grabs the dick of another with a firm grasp and twists his dick.
Man in the background: GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT
Person: Oh my god dude this is a MMA fight
Man in the background: THE OLD DICK TWIST
Person: YEA!! TWIST HIS DIIIIICK
The Old Dick Twist by Handjizz_201 March 4, 2019
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Ye Old Dick Flop 

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Verb: Act Of Dick Flopping, Ye Olde Dick Flopping.
Noun: A Flopping of the Dick
Ye Old Dick Flop:
Martin was Ye Olde Dick Flopped by Marcus on Wednesday at 12:32 P.M.
Ye Old Dick Flop by CaptainDoodleFop October 25, 2016
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day old dick 

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you know when you wake up in the morning and you havent showered? that smell that your dick has is called day old dick. also can describe how a dick smells after sex
My mouth smells like day old dick Samuel, thanks for taking a shower!
day old dick by Samuel T April 30, 2008
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10,000 Year Old Dick 

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An Ancient Chinese Trick: You burry your penis in the ground for three years, then you let a dumb whore suck on it.
John: How Was That Asian Hooker Last Night?
Bob: It was great I gave her my 10,000 Year Old Dick!
10,000 Year Old Dick by Revort August 10, 2008
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