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Old Butt Gold
Alessandro wasn't feeling very well after we visited the Indian restaurant last weekend. He almost slept on the toilet for two straight days - nothing but old butt gold.
Bozo gets really nasty after a good curry - can't even flush down that old butt gold.
Bozo gets really nasty after a good curry - can't even flush down that old butt gold.
Old Butt Gold by Sneaky_Bastard October 9, 2017
12 year old boy butt
12 year old boy butt by Immodest April 30, 2006
Old trucker butt
Abbreviated OTB, old trucker butt refers to someone who is either very gassy or has exceptionally potent farts.
Old trucker butt by WifeyMcBeaty September 12, 2010
day old butthole
day old butthole is a phrase that can be used to describe a bad smell. this can describe anything from an actual butthole that is 1 day old to a turd.
day old butthole by Mr. Herman, paging Mr. Herman August 22, 2011
good old-fashioned buttsex
good old-fashioned buttsex by DudeManBro January 22, 2015
old granny buttskin
old granny buttskin by Casseblanca September 12, 2005
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.