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Old timer
When you are in the shower and you let your hand get wrinkly from the water, so it looks like an old person's hand, before you start masturbating.
Old Timer
An old pedophile South Dakota who drives a big van which he claims has candy inside, and plays Counterstrike in his basement while he masturbates to his extensive collection of asian, kiddy, bdsm porn.
Old-Timer
Old person. Usually an insult, and often used when talking directly to said old person. Slightly less derogatory than geezer.
Old-Timer by Rodney Basil June 2, 2004
old timer's disease
An affliction in individuals over age 60 that causes them to be unable to stop telling stories about "the good old days"
possibly a hereditary condition
possibly a hereditary condition
When I turn 60 I'm sure I'll be boring everyone talking about my high school days because old timer's disease runs in my family.
old timer's disease by Chuky Wun March 15, 2017
old timer's disease
The elderly are not necessarily the only victims of old timer's disease, although they are the ones who get it the most.
old timer's disease by The Return of Light Joker June 13, 2010
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