Old Skin 

A tragic condition diagnosed in elementary school where the child’s skin resembles that of an old man, or leather face.

Doctor: You have very old skin!
Mike: I’m in fourth grade!!!

Old Skin by MikestheCatcher July 10, 2018

The old pig skin. 

The area directly around the lips of the vagina with a slightly darker color and sometimes bumpy texture from shaving. This can resemble color and texture of a good leather football.

I saw Julie changing her clothes and I got a good look at the old pig skin.

The old pig skin. by popabigballz January 3, 2010

there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse 

A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.

Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?

Guy 2: No what happened to her?

Guy 1: She died

Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?

Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off

Guy 2: Wtf!

there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse by panda_patches May 7, 2013

Old Skinner 

Name of reverence given to a guy who gets a lot of women, seemingly with little or no effort.

"Old Skinner ain't no beginner, he had it in'er before dinner"

Old Skinner by Dfdubmountain June 16, 2020

Oldskin 

A person of advanced age with really wrinkly and saggy skin

"Dude, did you see all those oldskins up in that retirement home?"

Oldskin by bumboclaatjones January 25, 2010