The area directly around the lips of the vagina with a slightly darker color and sometimes bumpy texture from shaving. This can resemble color and texture of a good leather football.
by popabigballz January 4, 2010
A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.
Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off
Guy 2: Wtf!
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off
Guy 2: Wtf!
by panda_patches May 7, 2013
A tragic condition diagnosed in elementary school where the child’s skin resembles that of an old man, or leather face.
by MikestheCatcher July 10, 2018