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Oldswinford 

Posh part of Stourbridge, where middle class people live who usually work in Birmingham
Dave: Fancy goin out in Oldswinford tonight
Charlie: Nah, i aint made of money
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Pronounced: old skee

1. An old person in a crowd on people much younger than themself

2. An old person that you are certain is a pedophile
"Hey, look at that oldski in the kiddie pool. Get him out of there!"
oldski by UrbanSoudertonite March 9, 2010
Oldskiis (pronounced old skee) is a modern term used to describe an elderly person in a crowd of people much younger than themself.
"Hey, look at that oldski in the kiddie pool. Why is he even at a public pool, he's so old he should be in a retirement home."
Oldski by UrbanSoudertonite March 9, 2010

Old Skin 

A tragic condition diagnosed in elementary school where the child’s skin resembles that of an old man, or leather face.
Doctor: You have very old skin!
Mike: I’m in fourth grade!!!
Old Skin by MikestheCatcher July 10, 2018