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Oldswinford 

Posh part of Stourbridge, where middle class people live who usually work in Birmingham
Dave: Fancy goin out in Oldswinford tonight
Charlie: Nah, i aint made of money
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Pronounced: old skee

1. An old person in a crowd on people much younger than themself

2. An old person that you are certain is a pedophile
"Hey, look at that oldski in the kiddie pool. Get him out of there!"
oldski by UrbanSoudertonite March 9, 2010
Oldskiis (pronounced old skee) is a modern term used to describe an elderly person in a crowd of people much younger than themself.
"Hey, look at that oldski in the kiddie pool. Why is he even at a public pool, he's so old he should be in a retirement home."
Oldski by UrbanSoudertonite March 9, 2010

Old Skin 

A tragic condition diagnosed in elementary school where the child’s skin resembles that of an old man, or leather face.
Doctor: You have very old skin!
Mike: I’m in fourth grade!!!
Old Skin by MikestheCatcher July 10, 2018

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026