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Oldswinford 

Posh part of Stourbridge, where middle class people live who usually work in Birmingham
Dave: Fancy goin out in Oldswinford tonight
Charlie: Nah, i aint made of money
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Pronounced: old skee

1. An old person in a crowd on people much younger than themself

2. An old person that you are certain is a pedophile
"Hey, look at that oldski in the kiddie pool. Get him out of there!"
oldski by UrbanSoudertonite March 9, 2010
Oldskiis (pronounced old skee) is a modern term used to describe an elderly person in a crowd of people much younger than themself.
"Hey, look at that oldski in the kiddie pool. Why is he even at a public pool, he's so old he should be in a retirement home."
Oldski by UrbanSoudertonite March 9, 2010

Old Skin 

A tragic condition diagnosed in elementary school where the child’s skin resembles that of an old man, or leather face.
Doctor: You have very old skin!
Mike: I’m in fourth grade!!!
Old Skin by MikestheCatcher July 10, 2018

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026