Semi ghetto boring ass neighbourhood in Ottawa. Literally nothing to do so kids form gangs and jump each other for entertainment. Notable schools are: Cairine Wilson (cocaine willy) St. Peter’s, (best known for a bunch of niggas kicking in a kid’s head, and lots of drugs) and sir will (we don’t talk about what goes on there but lemme tell you it’s a bad place for trannies) All the niggas are homicidal, all the bitches have claumydia

Person 1: Yooooooo I fucked an orleans shorty this weekend

Person 2: allah my nigga get your crackhead ass screened for aids before you touch my hand

Orleans by Ligmaonyoface December 16, 2018

OLEANDER

A BEAUTIFUL YET EXTREMELY POISONOUS FLOWER

She was like an oleander, beautiful on the outside but poisonous on the inside.

OLEANDER by oleander gurl June 10, 2010

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New Orleans Neti-Pot

Using a partner’s nostril as a sexual orifice during ejaculation, causing semen to enter the partner’s sinus cavity and exit through the opposite nostril.

I knew Karrie wouldn’t swallow, so I surprised her with a New Orleans Neti-Pot

New Orleans Neti-Pot by JayBanks October 29, 2017

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New Orleans Hot Brunch

The unfortunate situation that arises when you’re working Brunch at the local po-boy shack and it’s almost 100° outside and the sweat drips down the small of your back inevitably accumulating in your butt crack. The only way to provide relief to this uncomfortable predicament is to dust the crack of your ass with the powdered sugar from the beignet station, thus absorbing the sweat and providing some small bit of relief as you continue to roast in the Louisiana sun.

1. HOT DAMN BRAH!! My ass is swampy like the Bartholomew Bayou, we got ourselves a New Orleans Hot Brunch today!

2. Person one: “Who dat say dey gonna beat dem Saints?”

Person two: “Who gives a flying fuck? Pass the powdered sugar because it’s a god damn New Orleans Hot Brunch in my pants right now.”

New Orleans Hot Brunch by GhostFaceKillah1969 July 28, 2019

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