Oilcel

Oilcel: a cringe obsession with fossil fuel powered things like ICE cars, coal, etc. Opposite: solarpunk.

Oilcels love rolling coal and destroying the future. Like incels they tend to be angry, alone, and unbearable.

by Solarchad13 October 14, 2025

chinese oilwell

When your butthole is shooting out poo in liquid form.

Last night I went on a big beer drinking and buffalo wing eating binge. Now I'm gushing like a Chinese oilwell.

by george trowbridge November 14, 2006

oilcloth

Is a cotten fabric treated on one side with oil to make it waterproof

On reaching the "oilcloth" he ducked underneath and came out with an older gnome whose beard and trousers were streaked with oil

by LittleLucy366 September 8, 2020