Oilcans

poggers man, australian. tied as #1 on my friends list

“he is so cool! whats his name?”
“oilcans!”

Oilcans by Layla💕 July 19, 2021

Oilcane 

1) Occurs when a tropical weather system interacts with an oil spill. The oilcane exhibits normal hurricane tendencies in its strong winds and heavy rains, but achieves its namesake in its ability to hurl oil in a haphazardly manner.

2) An ill-advised experiment by George Washington Carver circa 1919 in which an attempt to form an oil/sugarcane hybrid went horribly wrong. The anticipated "super-cash" crop turned out to be neither a source of energy, nor or a suitable sweetener.

1) A large hurricane is entering the Gulf of Mexico, interacting with the copious amounts of oil on the surface of the water, thereby creating Oilcane Alice, the first oilcane of the year. Residents of Louisiana should be prepared for strong straight-line winds, heavy downpours, and small oil projectiles that are harmful if ingested.

2) That oilcane tasted so bad, and it can't even power a moped. No wonder its only use is as the base ingredient in RC Cola.

Oilcane by Tha_Wizz July 27, 2010

oilcano 

an oilcano is the ongoing disaster taking place on the ocean floor in the Gulf of Mexico. Historically, oil spills occurred when an oil tanker leaked it's oily cargo onto the surface of an aquatic area. An oilcano occurs when a collapsed drilling platform crushes its pipeline and oil gushes oil straight from its reservoir deep beneath the surface of the earth, much like lava is known to gush from active volcanoes.

Todd: That oil spill in the Gulf is getting worse and worse everyday!
Gary: It's not an oil spill; it's an oilcano!

oilcano by 8ankh June 28, 2010

oilpansexual

when you call a truck a car or a car a truck you are oilpansexual

Did you just say that car was a truck you are oilpansexual

oilpansexual by Hello There How Is Your Day April 2, 2021

oilpansexual

When you accuse a car of being a truck or if you accuse a truck of being a car you are oilpansexual.

Did you just call that car a truck you are oilpansexual.

oilpansexual by Hello There How Is Your Day April 2, 2021

New Oilyans 

The newest concept in New Orleans culture. Thanks to the oil spill courtesy of British Petroleum and the always on top of it blubberment.

Bush had Katrina, Barry (Obama) has got an oily sheen on his face. Not to mention the Army Corps(e) of Engineers and their ever continuing lowest bidder blunders.

We thank the gods for the Coast Guard, they understand and yet they are caught between a rock and a hard place.

New Oilyans is no place to be a federal official of any type!!
Again.

New Oilyans by OddGirl July 8, 2010