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Oiling the wood 

To masteurbate using oil as a lubricant
last night I got out the baby oil and spent the night oiling the wood
Oiling the wood by the_wrangler February 21, 2009

Oiling The Teak

A euphemism borne from San Francisco for jacking off al fresco.
It's 80 degrees today dude and I'm oiling the teak before firing up the BBQ.
Oiling The Teak by Teakman April 27, 2009

oiling up 

To Put oil on ones body in a sexual way
He was oiling up while we fucked
oiling up by Yo granny April 4, 2021

oiling the bird 

when you have a problem, that you find out is actually a completely different problem with very similar symptoms and a completely different solution, but you attempt to fix that new found problem with the same solution as the other one.
oiling the bird originated from->"dude i though my chair was squeaking uncontrollably, but it was really just a bird squeaking outside the window"
"you should oil the bird"

Toy-Oiling 

Blow Job
She really knows how to give a good toy-oiling!
Toy-Oiling by Chovastard February 4, 2015

oiling up 

To Put oil on ones body in a sexual way
He was oiling up while we were getting intimate
oiling up by Yo granny April 4, 2021