Ohio Orgy

when multiple men and woman cover themselves in mayonaise and tobasco sauce and commit acts of sexual refrence,Then they continue to lather baby oil and relish on a slip and slide and have fun for hours!

Hank: What did you do this weekend?
Larry: Man I Don't remember, all i know is that i ended up smelling like mayonaise.
Hank: Oh Shit! You Must Have Been At Peggy's Annual Ohio Orgy!
Larry: Yes!

Ohio Orgy by Saugus April 13, 2007

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Ohio Orgy Room

A gangbang on a houseboat while watches a Cavaliers game

Sally broke up with Dirk to participate in an Ohio Orgy Room.

Ohio Orgy Room by Toilet Pizza August 31, 2016

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The Ohio Orgy

The act of having intercourse with multiple cows.

Old Farmer Brown was having The Ohio Orgy.

The Ohio Orgy by BrazzersBananas July 17, 2015

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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