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Oh wait
Oh wait.....Is she a big fat person....?
From silence of the lambs.
Used mostly when you are kidding,
Other spellings include,
O wate, Oh wate, O weight, O8, etc.....
From silence of the lambs.
Used mostly when you are kidding,
Other spellings include,
O wate, Oh wate, O weight, O8, etc.....
I just shit my pants.....oh wait, I mean......farted
I just got a massage from craigslist and it was a dude.......Oh wait.....I mean a blow job....2x Oh weight
I just got a massage from craigslist and it was a dude.......Oh wait.....I mean a blow job....2x Oh weight
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Oh wait • abcdfghijklmnopqrstuvwxy oh wait I forgot ez • Oh, wait • OH NO! oh wait. OH YEAH!!! • The one who always says you are not Asian oh wait I don't live with her mum • Who ever cared about your life? Oh wait, you don't even have a life! • oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH • Wait what was it again? Oh yeah get a • OH • Oh shit
Oh wait...!
Oh wait...! by Minniemo May 13, 2016
The one who always says you are not Asian oh wait I don't live with her mum
I don't know figure it out yourself I just kept on clicking the middle button of my keyboard and made a master piece.
The one who always says you are not Asian oh wait I don't live with her mum is the weirdest thing I have created by fat
OH NO! oh wait. OH YEAH!!!
OH NO! oh wait. OH YEAH!!! by Khaotiq May 24, 2019
abcdfghijklmnopqrstuvwxy oh wait I forgot ez
The insult is a very heavy insult that could make your enemy shake in fear and get down on his/her knees.
This word pattern is commonly used when you save a goal in football and the opponent breaks down crying.
The English lexicon is implied in this extreme mental abuse method by not including the letters E and Z and then remembering these letters after reciting the rest of the letters in alphabetical order stating "OH WAIT I FORGOT EZZZZZZZZZZZZ" (ez being slang that gamers commonly use as a way to say easy).
This word pattern is commonly used when you save a goal in football and the opponent breaks down crying.
The English lexicon is implied in this extreme mental abuse method by not including the letters E and Z and then remembering these letters after reciting the rest of the letters in alphabetical order stating "OH WAIT I FORGOT EZZZZZZZZZZZZ" (ez being slang that gamers commonly use as a way to say easy).
Let's suppose little Timmy kicked a ball toward Keene in the goalie position and Keene saves the ball from going in
*Keene saves the ball and walks up to Timmy already on the floor crying*
Keene says "ABCDFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY OH WAIT I FORGOT EZZZZZZZZZ"
*Timmy breaks down*
TImmy says "why you hurt my feelings bro, next time I score ten goals!"
*Keene saves the ball and walks up to Timmy already on the floor crying*
Keene says "ABCDFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY OH WAIT I FORGOT EZZZZZZZZZ"
*Timmy breaks down*
TImmy says "why you hurt my feelings bro, next time I score ten goals!"
abcdfghijklmnopqrstuvwxy oh wait I forgot ez by tuiwbeiwuq March 30, 2023
Who ever cared about your life? Oh wait, you don't even have a life!
Who ever cared about your life? Oh wait, you don't even have a life! by anonymous November 20, 2023
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