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Tbh the definition is Oh lawd but it can be used as a response in most situations
Sameka: Justin got caught with another girl
Eli: Oh lawd

Oh lawd he comin 

The highest possible level of chonk attainable.
My sister's cat weighs 15kg (33lbs), oh lawd he comin'!
Oh lawd he comin by Daemia April 15, 2019

oh lawd he coming

Friend A: "The big chungus is one of the thiccest beings in the universe."

Friend B: "No. My cat is the thiccest being."

*cat walks in*

Friend A: "oh lawd he coming"
oh lawd he coming by liskkoz March 30, 2019

OH LAWD, HE COMIN 

A phrase used to describe obese cats. It must be in all caps and spelled exactly the way it is shown above.
"Do you have a cat."

"Yeah. He weighs like 30 pounds though."

"OH LAWD, HE COMIN!"

Oh Lawd Jesus 

It refers to black people's pronunciation of "Lord Jesus"
You see a black girl with a huge butt and exclaim: Oh Lawd Jesus that ass!
Oh Lawd Jesus by Vite May 4, 2014

oh lawd jesus 

Black women dialogue for; "Oh how interestingly spontaneous that this particular event occurred at this paradime."
Shaniquela: "Oh Mama Jackson, me and Jamar O'Ryan are having a baby."

Mama Jackson: "Oh lawd Jesus!"
oh lawd jesus by Le_Willis May 21, 2014