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Someone who causes people to go offline when they talk to them on an IM/Facebook/Myspace etc.
Person 1: Hey
Person 2 has gone offline
Person 1: :( why do I have to be such an offloner
Offloner by ninjapenguin981 January 22, 2010
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Offliner 

A message sent on an IM client while the other person is offline.
I sent my boss an offliner, I hope he gets it on time.
Offliner by Vicrum January 8, 2008
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people who watch streams when the streamer isn't live
hey did you watch the karl jacobs stream last night?
no, i was going to watch the vid today, couldn't catch the stream
god, you're one of those offliners
offliners by ichor_ March 11, 2021

Offliner 

One who has yet to embrace the use of IM, microblogging, commenting, etc. as a means of communications and "social" relationship building.
My friend isn't on Twitter yet. Total offliner...
Offliner by juicecowboy August 19, 2009

offliner 

One who leaves during chat on IM, such as MSN, AIM, Yahoo, etc.
Franco says:
so yeah, lol that IS funny!
Your receiver is not online, so your message was not sent.

Franco: OMFG what an offliner!!!!
offliner by ripples6542 January 19, 2008

Offliner 

A person who doesn’t like to be online and prefers to be offline due to environment, social skills, & emotions.
Oh ok, I have to go”. -But becomes an offliner and never come back til 2-3 days later
Offliner by Ftoo_anonymous June 20, 2021

offlinerva 

Offlinerva is my favorite editor on tiktok!! She inspires me one day to edit💝 SHES really sweet, and her vibe is literally amazing, if anything I’d love spending my whole entire life to speak with her but if you see this ILY AND EDIT MORE PLEASE
person 1: yo, do you know some gooodass edits to watch?
Person 2: well Ik this one person
Person 1: who?
Person 2: I think her user was offlinerva
offlinerva by Hehehe.lol.haha August 2, 2022
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