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Offhand was a family of axe killers no one ever caught.
Don't cross the offhands
Offhand by James offhand smitty June 25, 2018

offhand jack 

An individual that jerks off utilizing their lesser used hand. Term can also be used to describe the action of utilizing one’s off-hand for such.
“Sleepy stranger?” I prefer not to sit on my arm, but I have always been one for an offhand Jack.
offhand jack by The guy666 November 5, 2021

Haji offhand 

The act of firing your rifle while holding it over your head like a fucking idiot
I smoked that haji because he was stupid and shooting back haji offhand.
Haji offhand by Haji offhand July 28, 2025

offhanded comment 

A comment made without thinking.
Example of an Offhanded Comment
"Honey what do you think about my new vest?
(Offhanded Comment)Wow that looks like a rug my mom used to have!"
Something done without thinking.
Doing or saying the first thing
that pops into your mind.
"Honey I didn't need that Offhanded reply to my serious question!
Should I get an Xbox360 or the PS3?"
Offhanded by MarkDB1973 July 4, 2008

Offlandish 

Very different, Unknown, hipsterish or Unique.

Normally meaning Awesomely different.
Did you see that laxy guy with the offlandish glasses?
Offlandish by LikeZoinkss! December 12, 2010
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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