Off Whack 

off whack is a term used to describe something or someone that is weird or crazy

“this movie is so off whack”

“we are so off whack today”

Off Whack by sigma leader December 19, 2024

whack off 

to mastrubate, jack off

Dude, I am going to whack off in the corner

whack off by Travis December 8, 2002

Whack-Off Wednesday 

Also known as W.O.W., this is Entensity.net's service to all us wankers out there. Every Wednesday, they reward their loyal viewers with a full length porn clip!

Hey, it's Wednesday! I'm gonna go see what's on Whack-Off Wednesday today! And maybe I'll whack-off!

Whack-Off Wednesday by PMastaChris May 1, 2008

whack off 

The gift that keeps on giving!
Making love to yourself.
Masturbation

If I whack off with both hands, that's a perfect ten.

whack off by England phi beta gamma April 4, 2008

whack off 

my favorite pasttime, next to sleeping

i like to whack off several times a day, it feels so good

whack off by Yakov the Jack off September 29, 2003

whack-off olympics

When more than one males (excluding females) compete in games concerning the ejaculation of semen. No female spectators are allowed at these events.

David Marcus was disqualified from the wack-off olympics for using performance enhancing drugs. However, he got gold in the smallest penis event.

whack-off olympics by David Marcus October 27, 2004

whack off 

To whack off means to beat your meat forcefully.

When I've got morning wood I whack off!

whack off by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020