Off Whack

off whack is a term used to describe something or someone that is weird or crazy

“this movie is so off whack”

“we are so off whack today”

by sigma leader December 19, 2024

whack off

to mastrubate, jack off

Dude, I am going to whack off in the corner

by Travis December 8, 2002

Whack-Off Wednesday

Also known as W.O.W., this is Entensity.net's service to all us wankers out there. Every Wednesday, they reward their loyal viewers with a full length porn clip!

Hey, it's Wednesday! I'm gonna go see what's on Whack-Off Wednesday today! And maybe I'll whack-off!

by PMastaChris May 1, 2008

whack off

The gift that keeps on giving!
Making love to yourself.
Masturbation

If I whack off with both hands, that's a perfect ten.

by England phi beta gamma April 4, 2008

whack off

my favorite pasttime, next to sleeping

i like to whack off several times a day, it feels so good

by Yakov the Jack off September 29, 2003

whack-off olympics

When more than one males (excluding females) compete in games concerning the ejaculation of semen. No female spectators are allowed at these events.

David Marcus was disqualified from the wack-off olympics for using performance enhancing drugs. However, he got gold in the smallest penis event.

by David Marcus October 27, 2004

whack off

To whack off means to beat your meat forcefully.

When I've got morning wood I whack off!

by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020