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Cut Off Time

The point reached in the day when it's too late to get any from the opposite sex. Usually applies after a long day at work.
Boy: Girl, I know you alone tonight.
Girl: It's cut off time. Hit me on the weekend.
Cut Off Time by CreeperStash January 28, 2008

pants off time 

A time period where everyone is required to remove their pants. It occurs strictly from 9:15 to 9:17 PM. Alarms on cellular devices are highly recommended to time this event properly.

Time Off Tom 

A "Time off Tom" is someone who takes off of work randomly or needs lots of time off, usually with little to no advance notice.
Boss: "Has anyone seen Nick today?"
Worker: "Not yet, I think he's Time off Tom'ing it again"
Time Off Tom by ATwistedFate October 12, 2018

Plague Time Off 

When you have been in Quarantine for "x" amount of days from the Covid-19 outbreak, but still need time away from work.
Working from home is great during this pandemic, but I need some Plague Time Off.
Plague Time Off by AHJax April 1, 2020

gone off poopy time 

It's poopy time, Jillian Aitken, it will stimulate your bowels, Donal 102, but obviously, Karen Fennessy

Sexy-time jack-off 

When an individual, usually a guy, will get soooo into a masturbation session that they'll get completely naked, touch their bunghole, and even rub their own nipples. They might even have sex with a couple of pillows or cushions to simulate a real sex experience.
"Dude, I'm going to go and jack-off. Wait, I think I'm due for a sexy-time jack-off. I'm excited!"
Sexy-time jack-off by Andy22P February 7, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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