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Obsassed 

A person that is totally obsessed with asses.
That dude is totally obsASSed, because all he does is think about naked butts.
Obsassed by Jeff D August 5, 2005
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obsassed 

Constantly pondering how to grip some of the nicest ass around.
Girl with nice ass: That beastly GK from da boro is completely obsassed.

Girl who hangs out with (above) to look better by comparison: Yea i know hes totally checkin you out.
obsassed by Mista Noinchman February 9, 2008

selfie-obsessed 

A person who is so self-obsessed that they post copious amounts of selfies on their social media with no purpose other than to say "look at me!" They do this in hopes of getting 'likes' and comments telling them they're good looking as that's their way of validating their looks and sense of self(ie)-worth. This narcissism is actually a common practice of someone with low self esteem that tries to overcompensate for their insecurities by posting filtered pictures of themselves hoping to get compliments to feed their ego...as if we don't know that for every one selfie posted there are 10 others deleted.
"I had to un-follow Cassie on instagram because she posts a selfie every five minutes like "look at me on my way to the gym," "now here I am getting my hair done," like I care!"

"If you think that's bad look at Kim Kardashian's - now she is selfie-obsessed, on instagram and real life!"

selfie-obsessed 

A person who is so self-obsessed that they post copious amounts of selfies on their social media with no purpose other than to say "look at me!" They do this in hopes of getting 'likes' in order to validate their looks and sense of self(ie)worth. This is a common practice of someone with low self esteem that tries to overcompensate for their insecurities by posting filtered pictures of themselves to feed their ego...as if we don't know that for every one selfie posted there are 10 others deleted.
"I had to un-follow Cassie on instagram because she posts a selfie every five minutes like "look at me on my way to the gym," "now here I am getting my hair done" ...she is selfie-obsessed, on instagram and real life!

Obsessed 

When someone is always completely in love and happy about something or someone.
Jonah is completely obsessed with his girlfriend. I wish I had that.
Obsessed by Someone obsessed August 8, 2017

obsessed 

Can't stop thinking about.
I'm obsessed with gamecube.
obsessed by Tommy November 4, 2003

edit audio obsessed person

These are the most badass but still pure-hearted cuties. While you might listen to pop, rap, or rock artists in your free time they play audios from Instagram fan edits, vibe to them, and pretend like they are in an edit. They romanticize their life and hate being asked what music they listen to because they know that most people will think they're crazy. (ily bae)
- Heyy bestie, what are you doing rn?
-Nm, I'm walking in circles in my room like a psychopath while listening to edit audios and pretending I'm in them because im an edit audio obsessed person!
- Wait ur an edit audio-obsessed person too??
-Yes bae!!
-OMG QUEEN:3
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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