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Me- Anna your an obnous
Anna- what’s that mean omg
Obnous by Poop mane March 18, 2021
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obnoxsaur 

when a person acts so obnoxious that if you were to measure their obnoxiousness it would be the size of a large dinosaur.
dude, don't invite eric over man, he's such an obnoxsaur!
obnoxsaur by kurticus May 15, 2006
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[Knowledge] by Observation, experiential knowledge, waking up and looking, learning by going to look, learning by doing, learning by watching others, as opposed to theoretical learning.
"I learned by obnosis, after studying for years and grasping nothing."
obnosis by obnosis July 7, 2008

Obnauseous 

Something so obnoxious that it makes you throw up a little in your mouth.
The way he did the grind after a good meeting in his chair was obnauseous!
Obnauseous by Pittboss September 1, 2009
A person who takes everything literally and has no humour.
guy1: "i wanna get freaky with you"
guy2: "No you don't, you're just quoting a song"
guy1: "nice one captain obvous"
Obvous by Munketh February 1, 2010
don't have to state the obious
obious by PogChamp123432 March 31, 2021
Noun. Obnosis is the fact or action of observing the obvious; statements of empirical facts.

Verb form, transitive or intransitive: obnose, obnosing, obnosed. To observe the obvious. To look rather than listen. To look rather than think. To see what you see and not what someone tells you to see. To speak your truth as you see it.

Etymology: from L. Ron Hubbard's Scientology, one of the many words coined by LRH to describe aspects of his research into life and the spirit.
"Here's 20 pages of obnosis for you to review. Please have it done by the morning."

"What are you doing today?" "More obnosis drills." "Oh dope! Those are the shiznit lol."

"I've been obnosing you for an hour and I can see you're starting to twitch. I win! Haha let's try again. "

"I'm heading out to obnose the situation, you need anything?"

"The CO2 theory of climate change died in 2021 when Doctor Moose released the ebook Trees Please and obnosed that it was the inanimate solar facing surface area which was being warmed by the solar radiation and in turn warming the air rather than the air being overheated directly by the sun and then affecting the surface."
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