Obstesticle

When a certain male is cock-blocking, he then becomes an obstesticle. An obstacle with testicles.

Matt knocked on the window when I was making out with Jenni, what an obstesticle.

Lisa's older brother Shane has beaten up two of her last three boyfriends, he's the biggest obstecticle that I've come across.

by unynboy June 23, 2011

obsessticle

Someone obsessed with another person to the point of stalkerish behavior. They are very much a douche that keeps hanging on. Kinda like balls.

Creepy Brian, married with 2 kids, wouldn't stop stalking Wilma.
Eww... He's an obsessticle.

by Anton Veronika Cloncurry May 4, 2011

obsessticles

extremely obsessed, infatuated, or intrigued;

used in place of the word "obsessed";

should be used if one is overly excited about something to the point that "obsessed" doesn't describe how they feel

Jenni: Did you see that new episode of How I Met Your Mother?

Olivia: Yeah. I'm obsessticles with NPH!

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Jenni: Have you ever tried dinosaur oatmeal?

Olivia: Obviously! I'm obsessticles with it! It reminds me of my childhood.

by oliveantoinette November 3, 2011