A state is "Obamowned" in a primary or caucus when Barack Obama wins it in a landslide victory over Hillary Clinton. Variations of the term include Obamown and Obamownage.
Did you see the election returns for Kansas on Super Tuesday? Barack just Obamowned Clinton there.
A win (not exclusively electoral) for US presidential candidate Barak Obama, his speeches or ideals. Usually brought about by persuasive logic, compassionate analysis and intelligent reframing of a the subject, the term is especially appropriate where the win runs counter to conventional wisdom.
Dr.Zom: "Fox news just got Obamowned on this - they interviewed the oldest crustiest guy in a live diner segment and asked him how he felt about Obama's statements. He agreed with Obama. That apparently was not what the reporter was going for so she kept digging. He kept agreeing. Priceless."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.