Obalong 

Obalong is an adjective that means long, disproportionate, and basically fat ugly hogs. Obalongas are typically a group of awkward females that waddle around obnoxiously, while obalongos are the male version.

Obalong examples are Giraffes, moose, 7-heads(four heads),generally speaking Anne Chanel’s and Maggie’s are typically obalong.

Obalong by Giraffe neck 123 July 30, 2019

oblong schlong 

Just like the name implies, a cock that's oblong. It is thick at the tip, from which the shaft tapers to the base, much like a Louisville Slugger.

"I watched a video of this hot bitch brushing her teeth, in the nude, which was great until the camera panned down to show the he/she's oblong schlong whirling around like a propeller. The horror! The horror!"

oblong schlong by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 15, 2012

oblongular

The property of being an oblong. c.f. triangular.

"The patio is oblongular"

oblongular by carldr April 6, 2005

Medulla oblongata 

The medulla oblongata is the lower portion of the brainstem. It deals with autonomic functions, such as breathing and blood pressure. The cardiac center is the part of the medulla oblongata responsible for controlling the heart rate.

He has a tumor near his medulla oblongata.

Medulla oblongata by Javlin March 11, 2009

the oblongs

A pretty good cartoon not unlike South Park. it is was what we would compare to family guy and american dad. it was about a family hit with toxic waste. very funny but was cancelled years ago

the oblongs makes my mouth do a smiley face

the oblongs by skylarskank June 26, 2008

Oblong User 

Also known as a "Gay" "Queer" "Homosexual" and many other terms. It referes to homosexual men who feel the need to use limp wrist gestures to express themselves.

The term Oblong User originates from the use of a computer system called "Oblong". Oblong Users, are required to wear gloves which control the computer system with gestures. Making the user appear very limp wristed and effeminate.

Look at that Oblong User over there!

Oblong User by TheBakes February 19, 2010

Oblonged 

When a person drinks such an excessive amount of alcohol that they spend the next couple of hours vomiting.

Alcohol consumed has to be mainly vodka or other spirits.

"Jamie has had too much to drink tonight. He is oblonged"

Oblonged by Baak2211 January 2, 2019