oafspring

The offspring of a person who looks like an oaf.

Did you see Sally's kid? I thought Sally was an oaf and then I saw her oafspring. Looks like the apple didn't fall far from the tree.

by alphaecho January 19, 2011

Oafspring

A child that is an oaf; usually in reference to one's own teenaged child displaying the awkwardness common to that stage of life.

I had to pick up the oafspring from a party that had got out of hand.

by BaldySlaphead February 13, 2025