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Oafspring
A child that is an oaf; usually in reference to one's own teenaged child displaying the awkwardness common to that stage of life.
Oafspring by BaldySlaphead February 13, 2025
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Offspring
You are your Mother and Father’s offspring. Offspring is an animal’s young that is produced as a result of sexual intercourse. When applied to humans, offspring is a person’s child or children.
The production of offspring is only possible through sex between a male and a female, also known as heterosexual sex. Thus, heterosexual sex is essential to the survival of humans and the vast majority of animal species, because if there were no new offspring then humans and animals would cease to exist.
Reproduction is the process of producing offspring.
In some animals such as starfish and wasps, offspring are produced asexually.
The production of offspring is only possible through sex between a male and a female, also known as heterosexual sex. Thus, heterosexual sex is essential to the survival of humans and the vast majority of animal species, because if there were no new offspring then humans and animals would cease to exist.
Reproduction is the process of producing offspring.
In some animals such as starfish and wasps, offspring are produced asexually.
Offspring by Always striving for Accuracy September 19, 2019
The Offspring
A Southern California based punk band that consists of four members. They have released 7 kick ass albums and one greatest hits album. One of the greatest bands ever.
The Offspring by N////A June 30, 2005
The Offspring
An awesome punk/post-grunge/punk-pop/indie band that formed in 1984 when schoolmates Bryan Keith "Dexter" Holland and Greg "Greg K" Kriesel could not get into a Social Distortion concert; neither of them knew how to play instruments. While Dexter took to guitar, Greg K developed a feel for bass. Later, guitarist Kevin "Noodles" Wasserman, the school custodian, joined for the sole purpose to get them alcohol. Ron Welty, drummer, joined up, though he left the band in 2003 (new drummer is Atom Willard). Since 1984, the Offspring have had seven albums, with one (Smash) introducing them to the mainstream while on an indie label, and a Greatest Hits album coming in June. Also, they'll be in this year's Warped Tour. The Offspring are a talented band and should be applauded for how far they come.
The Offspring by Moppeh May 19, 2005
The Offspring
The Offspring by jimbobjoeshmoe January 4, 2004
the offspring
A fuckin awesome band that a lot of ppl just don't take the time to listen to and learn to appreciate their music, which, by the way, is like an orgasm for the ears! Whoever disagrees can suck my balls.
Some Dick: Man, the Offspring suck!
Someone with Taste: Hey, fuck you man! They kick ass! You can suck my balls!
Someone with Taste: Hey, fuck you man! They kick ass! You can suck my balls!
the offspring by fastacious August 25, 2005
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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