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ownz by Anonymous February 17, 2003
Words you can keep
Slang variation of the word 'owns', by replacing the 's' with a 'z'.
Used to show domination or severe beating of an opponent.
Jason: "OOO SHIT! MARIO OWNZ JUIGI- BYYYATTCH!"

Mary: "Tru dat."
ownz by James Picardo August 25, 2003
Related Words
l33T pH0|2 D0m1n4T10n

4L50 0wnzed, 45 in "s33 D4t? 1 0wnzed jo 455!!!"
ownz by Sputnik October 2, 2003
Definition and example taken from Megatokyo:
"It's like this, you know, this L33T thing, that you do
when you, like, ownz someone." - Largo
"Oh yeah. I ownz'ed your ass" - Largo
ownz'ed by Chelonaut February 7, 2003

liberty ownz 

sexually attracted to lightbulbs,dogs,nemfos and frequntly humps lamp posts.
if you ever find liberty ownz or 'moo' in your backyard we suggest you shoot it before it looks at you with its zitty face and suffocates you in its fat rolls.
the fat shit moo tryed jumping a fence, slipped, fence post went up anus and moo went on a violent rampage till his mummy sent him to bed.

liberty ownz; a poor attempt for an rs name to suck up to his friend(this is where is constant hornieness over dogs comes from)
(v.) 1. To completely own. 2. To completely own at.
"I ownz0r j00! reckanize my talent!"
"I ownz0r this game!"
ownz0r by Razukin December 1, 2002
A place that someone visits after they are completely and utterly owned.

Commonly followed by:
gf neckbeard u mad?
Welcome to the ownzone!
Hey nerd, this is our system. Welcome to the ownzone. You are about to lose your entire fleet. Good Fight nerd.
ownzone by eveisreal October 10, 2012
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