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An unpleasant, arrogant, conceited, egotistical, ignorant, unsophisticated, anti-social, bi-polar son of a bitch who lacks the moral values that 99% of the world possess. A man who rivals, but ultimately exceeds the flaming gayness of Richard Simmons by epic proportions. Spends an exorbitant amount of time sleeping because he enjoys dreaming about giving men blow jobs and reach arounds. Likes the taste of cum, but loves the taste of cum when it comes from another man’s ass. See anal creampie. May post false definitions of himself on urban dictionary in hopes that other men will give him a rim job. Known as the tyrannical teabagger to his gay friends. Exercise extreme caution when approaching ownzjoo because he may: 1. curse violently at you for no apparent reason and/or 2. knock you unconscious in an attempt to have anal sex with your lifeless body.
1. Oh no, here comes Ownzjoo. Quick, lets commmit suicide so we don't have to put up with his bullshit.
Ownzjoo by Aaron Green December 8, 2004
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The most righteously radical dude around. Often sporting some skank ho's that he loaf whaps. Can take any other mutherfucko to school and back ten fold. Enjoys himself some boobies.
Damn G, that Ownzjoo is one crazy muthafucko!
ownzjoo by Ownzjoo October 19, 2004
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