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I live with 3 cats but no one ever owns a cat. They, on the other hand own me, or think they do. Therefore I am their ownee.
ownee by Ownee of 3 cats April 4, 2009
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The new way of saying owned. :)
I totally got ownee.

:)
OWNEE by zortos May 9, 2008
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OWNEE oneeka oneel Odnee OKneeka Omnee omneet onees Oneeb oneeba
The new way to say owned. :)

A completely awesome word. :)
I got totally ownee!

OWNEE!

OWNEE?

OWNEE by zortos May 10, 2008

Bitch, OWNED!!!

Used when someone gets owned. Such as if they get run over by a bus or is decapitated by a shard of glass.
In Final Destination, we sat there saying "Bitch, OWNED!!!" the whole movie whenever someone was killed.
Bitch, OWNED!!! by t.o.p is sexy December 6, 2009

self-owned 

a plan that rebounds adversely on the originator; has the opposite effect to what was intended, creating public humiliation

backfire rebound boomerang
Devin Nunes self-owned himself in magnificent fashion when he filed his case against Twitter.
self-owned by Beautybind March 20, 2019

Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one. 

Greg Snyder was witness to one of the most key moments of 1991. It was back in 1991 when he saw a guy driving down the road who owned one. Greg went on to state his claim for all to see on social media. He didn’t care who believed him. A man of principle and character, a gentleman and a scholar.
Whoa, look at that sweet 1988 Chrysler Conquest TSI!!
Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one.

Fuck The Owner Week 

From December 21st to December 27th every discord user can harass the owner. This lasts one week and the owner can't do anything about it.
Hey, it's Fuck The Owner Week, let's harras our discord owner.
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