Nyinje 

Nyinje is a Tibetan name for both genders. The girl I met named Nyinje is the most beautiful girl in the world. She was always one of the popular girls, not only for her Looks but also for her kindness. She is the smartest Person I know and so selfless.

Oh man, Nyinje is so pretty and nice!
Ah, Nyinje why are you so selfless?

Nyinje by booktell October 20, 2019

NinJew

One of Jewish faith who possesses the agility, strength, cunning, fortitude, and lethality of a ninja.

CNN: Today a whole crowd of Catholics attending a submarine sandwich aficionado and catholics for condoms festival were assaulted by a gaggle of NinJews. There were no witnesses, but the stray steel throwing yamikas was enough proof for law officials to make a sweeping generalization.

NinJew by Mike, George, Smink, Gena January 28, 2008

Ninjer 

A derogatory, slanderous slur referring to ninjas.

Mr. Xu:"Whats up my ninja?"
Dawon: "Oh, whats up ninjer."
Mr. Xu: "Whoa, man not cool."

Mr. Xu:"Hey did you hear about Dawon?"
Mrs. Xu: "No what happened"
Mr. Xu: "He got beat up by a bunch of ninjas because he called them ninjers!"

Ninjer by A real-life Ninja August 6, 2011

nynjex 

nynjex: adj. Reference to a new generation. Truth and sincerity are earmarks but being chill and keeping a sense of humor are considered critical by those who call themselves nynjex. Appears to have started in some sub-cultures in meetings and advertisements and internet groups. Also seen capitalized - Nynjex.

"You wanna go walk around the mall?"

"Dude, I'm nynjex and besides, malls suck. How bout we go to the dump and look for stuff to build a time machine?"

nynjex by Katie Bee December 10, 2013

ninjew

A ninjew is a Jew who has developed some level of skill in jew-fu. A certain amount of strength is also required, as the ninjew may be called upon to stab vigorously. They have been known to wail on guitar or do other things that are totally sweet. The natural enemy of the pirate.

Ninjews are rare and hard to pick out of a crowd.

Facts:
1. Ninjews are mammals, and often hairy to the point of being jewbacca.
2. Ninjews fight ALL the time, except when they're drinking or bitching. A bitch-drink-fight cycle is not uncommon.
3. The purpose of the ninjew is to flip out and kill people.

Ted is wailing on a guitar while he's drinking, and that's totally sweet. You can tell he's a ninjew.

ninjew by Nacho Dan June 30, 2004

Ninjewtsu 

noun
The traditional Jewish method of negotiating prices; involves stealthy hand gestures and the use of thick dialects and bartering techniques.

A skill passed down through generations of Ninjews, some theologians believe it to have been one of the staples of Christ's teachings AND the primary reason for his crucifixion. The Romans simply could not handle the reduced income across the empire as the number of Ninjew disciples increased.

Today, Jewfu is used only in buy or sell situations. Ninjews are reknowned for their ability to lower the cost of any item or sell it for more than its worth. It is considered poor form to practice Jewfu on a friend or family member.

Hershel went to a coffee shop to get a bagel. Upon realizing the price was greater than he could afford, Hershel used ninjewtsu and successfully acquired the cream cheese for free claiming it had been left out in the sun for too long.

Ninjewtsu by Goldy-B September 16, 2007

Ninjercept 

A portmanteau of 'ninja' and 'intercept'.
To Skilfully catch a thrown object that was not intended to be caught.

I threw a paper ball at Pedro today but Tony ninjercepted it.

Ninjercept by NinjaPirateZombieRobot January 22, 2011