Nuutz 

Nuutz are your nuts except in a longer more exentric way of saying

Im going to kick you in the NUUTZ!

Nuutz by the shinester October 24, 2008

Nutzen YerMouf 

Guy with nothing better to do than to make up Urban Dictionary words.

Pronounced: Noot-Zen Yair-Moof, even though it looks like "Nuts in Your Mouth"

I am nutzen yermouf.

Nutzen YerMouf by Nutzen YerMouf February 9, 2018

Jeeperz Nutz 

Jack Avery (aka problematic princess) uses the term "Jeeperz nutz" whenever he gets scared, especially from video games.

You: walks out the bathroom
Me: comes around the corner to scare you
You: "JEEPERZ NUTZ!"

Jeeperz Nutz by soybeanmilk August 27, 2017

deez nutz 

A joke that originated from the song "Deeez Nuuuts" on Dr. Dre's original album "The Chronic", released in 1992. Since then, the phrase has mutated into "deez nutz" and catching people with "deez nutz" has become America's 3,157th favorite pastime, just behind underwater basket-weaving and just ahead of collecting Spongebob Squarepants paraphernalia. The game works as following: you ask someone a question, and if the response is "What?", "Who?", "Huh?" or anything starting starting with one of the 5 "W's", you're free to get that person with "DEEEEEZ NUUUUUTZ!!!". Works best when done loudly in quiet public places such as a lecture hall, church, or a line at the bank. Some ways to catch someone are as follows:

1) The classics. You may need to say these quickly or mumble them so people don't realize you're trying to catch them.
You: "Did what's his name get at you/give you a call/give you a holla/holla atcha/etc.?"
OR "Did dee/deez call last night?"
(or anything similar)
Victim: "Who?"
You: "DEEZ NUTZ!"

2) Names. Many names work in a similar way:
Neil and Bob -> "Neil and Bob (kneel and bob) on DEEZ NUTZ!"
Mandy -> "Man DEEZ NUTZ be all up in yo' mouth!"
Joe -> "JOE MAMMA!"
Mike -> "Mike DICK!"
Justin -> "Justin time for me to come in your mouth!"

3) Questions.
"Did you get it?" -> "Did you get DEEZ NUTZ out of your mouth?"
"How'd you do it?" -> "How'd you get DEEZ NUTZ out of your mouth?!?!"
"Are you going to the big party?" -> "Party in your mouth and everyone's coming!"
"Do you like the Phillies or the Yankees?" -> "Phil (feel) DEEZ NUTZ!" OR "Yank DEEZ NUTZ!"
"Do you like Wendy's or McD's?" -> "Wen-DEEZ NUTZ!" OR "Mc-DEEZ NUTZ!"
"Do you like tapes or CD's" -> if "CD's" is the answer..."C (See) DEEZ NUTZ!"

4) Advanced (when people get too good at it). Throw "dee" or "deez" into any question or statement, wait for a "what?" or "who?" type answer.
Examples:
"Dee go with you at the game the other day?"
"Dee got with that girl last night at Rick's house."
"Dee was gonna play basketball a little later."
"Dee get you that new Snoop Dogg CD?"
You can also use the names listed in (2) in this way.

To avoid being caught, always say "I didn't hear you" or something of the sort instead of something like "What?" or "Huh?" when you didn't understand what someone said.

I know it sounds really dumb, but it's hilarious. This was the thing to do back when I was in high school.

deez nutz by Nick D July 8, 2004

deez nutz 

something to say to annoy or frusterate something. one of the most popular listed below.

a.) Sir you can't park there.
b.) nah it's cool i talked to D.
a.) d who?
b.) DEEEEEEEEZ NUTS!!

this situation occured when joe mccann parked in the fire lane at home depot. after the comment, he proceeded to walk inside to return a saw.

deez nutz by the drizzle/epic May 7, 2004

Nutzac Efron

The sexy version of tea-bagging. Have you ever approached a girl at a bar an asked her to tea-bag you? I'm sure that did not go well. Now try this, ask a girl if she would like a Nutzac Efron? Girls cannot resist anything associated to Zac Efron and before you know it she will be licking your balls.

I gave her a Nutzac Efron and she loved it.

Nutzac Efron by Nutzac Efron August 7, 2010

clutchin nutz 

When a woman controls her man in a dramatically & horrific manner.

Stu couldn't get out the house today, because his wife said he had to paint her toe nails.

damn... She's clutchin major nutz

I hope i never get my nutz clutched.....

Yah, with that shit, clutchin nutz bitches need to stop it.

clutchin nutz by TheLazyGenius December 18, 2009