Nutworking

Male on male networking with any combination of social, professional, or sexual motivations.

Dude: "Man, you were doing some mad Nutworking last night"

Nutworker: "Yeah, bro! They were business contacts!"

Dude: "Then why did you limp home this morning?"

Nutworker: "..."

by JJSeltzenheimer February 27, 2011

Social Nutworking

Similar to Social Networking with the singular exception that you would use social nutworking to take a load off of your nuts. You can social nutwork on practically any social networking page. Social networking is the new singles bar where social nutworking can take place.

If you go look at your girlfriend's social networking page, you can often times see the guys that used her for social nutworking in the past.
If you use your social networking page for social nutworking, you should clear the photographic evidence once it's done.

by SankDawg July 15, 2009

social networking sites cycle

The cycle (usually once or twice a day) of checking all social networking sites that you are registered to usually to reply, respond, and be up-to-date of things.

John went on a social networking sites cycle, checking his Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and MySpace only to find out that he had no new messages.

by Chris's_Zen May 4, 2013

Social Notworking

The practice of spending time unproductively on social-networking websites, especially when one should be working.

Joe - Hey, Mark is constantly updating his Facebook status, does he not have any work to do?

John - His company obviously doesnt realise how much Social Notworking he is doing!

by Bushbrother January 12, 2009

Networking

Sitting on someone's shoulders whilst using the urinal, and handing your resume to the business executive using the urinal besides you.

Bruh, I need to piss. Hop on, you can do some networking.

by Bobbo231 January 8, 2020

Networking

A method for unskilled people to get hired for jobs over people who are skilled.

Despite being an incompetent worker, I'm employed because I'm great at networking!

by hublahh August 3, 2010

socialist-networking

Socialist-networking is like social-networking but for communists, progressives, Democrats and liberals.

Socialist-networking sites are places for liberals to meet and berate conservatives and patriotic Americans.

Socialist-networks are intolerant of opposing points of view and those with conservative ideas will be insulted and eventually kicked off the site.

Sodahead is a socialist-networking site.

by Foznots March 23, 2011