Nut Suckers

What emo's commonly refer to as; "Skinny Jeans"

The emo kid put on his "Nut Suckers"

by Gritty42 October 24, 2011

Nut Sucker

Someone who sucks nuts

Jason is a nut sucker

by DJHomeboi January 25, 2015

Nut Sucker

One who likes to suck the salt off the nut shell before eating the nut is a Nut Sucker.

Dont be ashamed to be a Nut Sucker, everyone likes to suck the nut.

by Jeannine February 2, 2006

Strawberry-nut-sucker

A man who loves strawberry ice-cream. Also more commonly known as one who blows goats, and packs fudge. Synonyms are: analfish, cumguzzler, ball-chinnigan, poo-stain-balls-man.
Antonyms are: coffee ice-cream lover

Man 1:"I really prefer having strawberry ice-cream over coffee ice-cream, especially when I'm making out with dudes"

Man2:"dude your such a strawberry-nut-sucker"

by Ice-cream man April 2, 2011

Nut Sucker

Used to accentuate a bad situation.

- "Your girlfriend cheated on you? Man, thats a real nut sucker!"

- "Oh man, that guy is such a Nut Sucker"

by Emerson L July 9, 2005

Nutsucker Pussypucker

A strong alcoholic beverage made with a combination of Everclear, Vodka, Triple Sec, Wild Berry Schnapps, and Boonsfarm Hawaiian Punch mixed with pineapple juice, V8 Splash and Fruit Drink. Beverage should be mixed in a 5 gallon mop bucket and garnished with sliced apples and oranges. Serve with Ice.

This drink is so delicious that it feels like you are getting your nuts sucked by a second class ho, however, it is so strong, your mouth puckers like a contracted vagina.

Nate: "What are we drinking tonight?"
Nick: "Shit nigs! I just made me some nutsucker pussypucker!"
Nate: "Hell yea! I'll call out sick now for tomorrow morning!"

by blacknwhiteorca May 16, 2009

MC Nutsackersaurus

A clever and verbose underground rapper who waxes poetic about such diverse (and taboo) topics as having sex with dead babies, putting a butt mask on a monkey and calling it a 'buttape', and tenticle rape hentai. MC Nutsackersaurus is known for his six syllable rapping style, and has been called 'sick', 'unrivaled' and 'jawesome' by the underground music press. Check out his soon-to-be unleashed live show, where he will rock monkey buttholes all over the western United States. Wud to you momma.

I rock monkey buttholes like a monkey butthole rocker, I kick testicules like I was playing motherfucking soccer, I didn't wipe my butt good enough this morning, my diarrhea's a river and islands are forming! wud wud

by everybody's stupid but me August 24, 2003