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Nut Punch 

Where a guy is driving down the road and the girl decides she doesn't like what he just told her, so she threatens to NUT PUNCH him in the balls. This can only be accomplished while the guy is driving and not standing up.
While Kasey and Dale were driving down the road, Dale made a smartass comment and was nut punched by Kasey.
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nut punch 

When you have such amazing sex with a women but tells you she has HIV or some shit
Jim: dude I had a nut punch with Sarah last night.

Danny: aww that cunt, she nut punched me too
nut punch by (Sick handle) June 26, 2017

Nut punch 

When a male blows his load at a female and she punches his load out of the air
Last night i was having such a good time with my girlfriend until she nut punched me it went everywhere
Nut punch by Soulsrest December 10, 2019

Obama Nut Punch 

The magical fluid one drinks to set aside the ability to rationally discuss politics when someone points out something Clinton did better than Barack Obama.

barackhead
obamanation
You know, Clinton has an amazing voting record for women's rights.

Response: Expletive laced rant in caps.

Dude. Whatever, you drank the Obama Nut Punch!
Obama Nut Punch by tired of the cult February 10, 2008

obama nut punch 

What whitey is going to get when obama takes over.
The landlord wanted the rent, he got an obama nut punch instead.
obama nut punch by benth October 17, 2008

punch nut 

The act of giving a swift blow to the lower back or abdominal region moments before ejacualation in order for the hole being penetrated to tighten for a more desireable climax.
Whlie Johnny was having intercourse with big Janet, he gave her a ferocious punch nut moments before her submerged her in his baby batter.
punch nut by Adam Gremillion June 16, 2004

Super Butt Brunch Nut Lunch Immigrant Punch 

See: Super Deluxe Immigrant Spin Kick Eye Lick

This is a much more dangerous (albeit improvised) move done by immigrants, in which they finish with a ass rip lip split face shit.
Be cautioned, this terrible attack can often leave you very frightened of The Bag.
You have been warned you punk.
IMMIGRANTS ARE DEADLY.