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Nut juice 

-"The actual name for almond milk, it's just no one can say nut juice with a straight face".
"Hey man Im gonna start drinking nut juice more often"
Nut juice by Punk idiots December 1, 2017

nut juice 

My girl was performing oral, and I released my nut juice.
nut juice by KaBookie August 28, 2003

nut juice 

juice or juices released by a man's testicles by going above the rim and with authority, placing the ball in the net only to the dismay of the opponent who is between your legs helplessly getting a faceful of it.
kobe bryant sprays nut juice on dwight howard. its on youtube.
nut juice by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 19, 2010

bobbing for nut juice 

When someone sticks their hands down their pants and licks the sweaty ball juice off their fingers
She was bobbing for nut juice

Sticky nut juice 

Sticky nut flavored paste normally put in samiches along with jelly.
Sticky nut juice by Pasta Mann January 10, 2018

mental nut juice 

When something turns out easier than you thought so you want to insta-nut but your in a nice uniform so you just have to imagine the room covered in splooge
"How was the job interview ?."
"Aw it was great but i was in a tux so i just covered the entire room in my mental nut juice