Definitions by JingleBalls696969

funkelwad

The little balls of cotton that get caught in your cumsock even after you have washed it.

I went to put on a sock and I got funkelwads stuck to my foot.

funkelwad by JingleBalls696969 July 21, 2018

mental nut juice 

When something turns out easier than you thought so you want to insta-nut but your in a nice uniform so you just have to imagine the room covered in splooge

"How was the job interview ?."
"Aw it was great but i was in a tux so i just covered the entire room in my mental nut juice

mental nut juice by JingleBalls696969 May 6, 2018

Salty Scallops 

(SEE DOCKING FIRST) After a gay couple finishes docking one partner eats the others ass.

Whoah man, me and John tried Salty Scallops yesterday and it was amazing.

Salty Scallops by JingleBalls696969 November 1, 2017