Nut Blaster

A 50 pound dog who thinks it's a lap dog. Generally curls up on their master's lap, and then inexplicably catapults themselves into the air, blasting their master's nuts in the process.

Guy: Ow! The dog just jumped off my lap!
Girl: Yeah, he's a total nut blaster.

Nut Blaster by uvkorn7 November 22, 2010

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NutBlaster

When two men shoot each other in the balls with a nerf blaster

Dude, I totally destroyed any chance of Grognak having any kids In that last round of NutBlaster

NutBlaster by NerfMaster69 August 31, 2020

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Nut Blaster • nutblasterfo • Nut • nut sack • Nut Huggers • nut cracker • nut meg • nut juice • Nut rag • nut-fuck

NutBlaster

When 2 people (normally male) try and shoot each other in the nuts with a nerd gun, an other variation includes nut blaster extreme where you take an airsoft gun and try and shoot each other in the nuts

Dude I just destroyed Zane in NutBlaster

NutBlaster by NerfMaster69 August 27, 2020

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nutblasterfo

The sensation that happens when you nut all over you friends, family, coworkers etc

Guess what happens today, I just nutblasterfoed everywhere!

nutblasterfo by Rahahahahaa February 10, 2024

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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