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NutBlaster

When two men shoot each other in the balls with a nerf blaster
Dude, I totally destroyed any chance of Grognak having any kids In that last round of NutBlaster
by NerfMaster69 August 31, 2020
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NutBlaster

When 2 people (normally male) try and shoot each other in the nuts with a nerd gun, an other variation includes nut blaster extreme where you take an airsoft gun and try and shoot each other in the nuts
Dude I just destroyed Zane in NutBlaster
by NerfMaster69 August 27, 2020
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Super Double Ultra Mega Nutbuster Cumblast

It's that thing of when you use your man piece as a weapon, and dispatch enemies with excessive ejaculatory force.
Did you guys just see that? Danny killed that man with his Super Double Ultra Mega Nutbuster Cumblast!
by Sonix June 23, 2014
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Testicle Nutblast

When a somewhat round projectile is thrown directly into your scrotum, causing pain that can only be described as a nutblast. The 'testicle' part comes from both the shape of the object, and to help specify which kind of nut is blasting (as opposed to an edible nut, or nut (meaning to ejaculate))
Man 1; Dude, my girlfriend was so mad when I forgot to let the dog out to wizz, that she gave me the biggest, most horrendous testicle nutblast of my life!!!
Man 2; Ohohoh dude I can feel it! I can only imagine! Rip future kids!!
by Ben is Zero April 3, 2019
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nutbuster

A well-placed and extremely hard blow to the testicles. Done correctly, a nutbuster will incapacitate even the strongest man for several minutes. Best results are usually achieved with a kick, using the laces of any sturdy shoe. Other methods of nutbuster delivery include a baseball on the end of a rope, knees, or even a strong punch.
She gave me a nutbuster and I was writing in pain on the floor for 10 minutes.
by /\/\ October 13, 2006
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Nutbladder

The bladder which holds the man essence
These characters make my nutbladder ache.
by DilutedEgo January 18, 2009
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nutbuster plus

A nutbuster plus is a fat chick who likes it on top, and gets into it so much that she generates additional inertia and momentum and completely flattens your balls.
Psarah, who weighs about 563.4 pounds when dry, is an absolute nutbuster plus.
by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009
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