uvkorn7's definitions

Turd Bullet

A fast bowel movement. Typically used as an insult in place of asshole or jerk.

I can't stand my new neighbor, he's such a turd bullet.

by uvkorn7 November 22, 2010

Like a Credit Card

Running a bar of soap through your partner's ass crack. Move is best used during a playful sexy shower.

Guy: Can I wash your sweet rump?
Girl: Do it like a credit card!

by uvkorn7 November 22, 2010

Rumpy

Having a sweet ass. Can apply to both females and males. Complements about someone's rumpiness is usually followed by appreciative palming of the person's rump.

Guy to his girlfriend: You're looking especially rumpy today.

by uvkorn7 November 22, 2010

Spanish toast

English muffins or whole wheat buns with parmesan cheese, placed under a broiler. Origins come from Sesame Street telling children that all foreign people or food is basically Spanish.

Wife: What's for dinner tonight?
Husband: Spanish toast.
Wife: Did you learn to make it when you studied in Spain?
Husband: No, I learned it from Big Bird. Duh.

by uvkorn7 November 22, 2010

How's your face?

A warm greeting among family and friends to ask about their well being. Phrased is used when you want to know more information than just "good" or "bad."

Mom: Hi son, how's your face?
Son: Pretty good, I got a raise at work today. How's your face?
Mom: Not bad, I finished my Christmas shopping today.

by uvkorn7 November 22, 2010

Nut Blaster

A 50 pound dog who thinks it's a lap dog. Generally curls up on their master's lap, and then inexplicably catapults themselves into the air, blasting their master's nuts in the process.

Guy: Ow! The dog just jumped off my lap!
Girl: Yeah, he's a total nut blaster.

by uvkorn7 November 22, 2010

Cat Poop Breath

Morning breath that smells akin to cat poop. Typically occurs after a night of drinking, or nacho eating.

Girl: Good morning. Jeezy creezy, you have cat poop breath!
Guy: I'm pretty sure I got into a batch last night when I was drunk.

by uvkorn7 November 22, 2010